About My Good Ole Buddy Sam

Hi everyone...
I am having a very nice day, thank you very much. And how is yours? Great, great.
So, you may be wondering about the subject of this unexpected blog entry. I'll tell you now. It is about a young man named Sam. Settle down, children, it's time for a story.
Once upon a magical land, there lived a guy named Sam and a totally awesome girl named Ari. They were good enough friends, until one day, a horrible thing happened! It was Ari's very important bat mitzvah, and oh, no! All of Ari's friends came, but where was Sam? No where to be seen!! Ari angered at this unspeakable offence, and vowed never to speak to him ever again, but took back the promise when he gave her $100 as a nice enough gift.
Now, to get back at Ari for some random reason, Sam has been demanding rides home EVERY SINGLE DAY!!! Now, to make it worse, he has turned Ari's mom against her to work under his unrelenting command!! He has forced everyone in his sight to buy a hypnotic DVD that no one actually wants for his own profit!!! It's horrible! It's unspeakable! Can it get any worse??

Lol, ok he's not THAT bad, but he shouldn't have "slept in" that Saturday. No Sam, I'm never going to let you forget that.
-Ari