TVD - I have edited this post!! Review is below:
Hi, everyone...
You know the hypnotic DVD I was talking about. It's name is TVD. It is a movie that our beloved *cough* hated *cough* Sam made with his little friends (lol) and he is forcing everyone to buy it for $1,000. Actually 10, but it's still daylight robbery.
Anyway, so it is collection of comedy and sketches thats probably going to be complete crap. What? I sooo did not say that your movie is going to be crap, Sam. *cough* crap *cough what? What? Ok, so anyways, check back tomorrow for Ari's Review of TVD. (crap!) What?
-Ari
My Review: ****/*****
Ok, so TVD was funny, but really innapropriate. (Sam, do we really need to hear about you being a creepy old perv of a man who you probably were in another life??) Other than that, I would recommend buying it. My favorite sketches were the Del Gustav talk show with Felder, and the Child Block. That was hilarious!! Ok, make another one, but you promised that the Bill Nye one would be in there!!
Bye now,
-Ari the awesome
posted by Ari173 @ 6:37 PM
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ok this joke is kinda like ummmmm...what? but it is a joke..ill post anotherone later
JOKE: A young couple hist a golf ball through the window of a nearby house. Rushing up they see a handsome man in a turan.
"were so sorry!" the husband syas. "well repay you for the damages."
"not at all," replies the man. "im a genie, and i was trapped for 1000
years untill your ball broke the bottle that was my prison. allow me to grant whatever you wish."
"could you make us millionares?" asks the wife.
'ive set up a standing order to put $100,000 into your account every month for life," he says.
"how can we ever thakyou?"
"well..." replies the genie. "ive forgotin what it is like to hold a woman. could i just give youyr wife a single, perfect kiss?" the couple decide they can live with this.
after the passionate embrace, the genie asks the woman her age."twenty-nine," she answers.
"i see," he says. "and you still believe in genies?"
hahahaha...ok it wasnt the best but i hope it satisfys.
ok ok..a nother not so good joke,,,
JOKE:A Mother at 65!
With the help of a fertility specialist, a 65 year old woman has a baby.
All her relatives come to visit and meet the newest member of their family.
When they ask to see the baby, the 65 year old mother says "not yet."
A little later they ask to see the baby again.
Again the mother says "not yet."
Finally they say, "When can we see the baby?"
And the mother says, "When the baby cries."
And they ask, "Why do we have to wait until the baby cries?"
The new mother says, "because I forgot where I put it."
Right now i have lots of medical jokes...your gonna have to live with it..sorry...
JOKE:A Short Time to Live
A man hasn't been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.
Afterward the doctor comes out with the results.
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left."
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?"
"Ten," the doctor says sadly.
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"
"Nine..."
ok..now a computer joke
JOKE:Great Writer
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
thats too bad..but hey, he got his wish!
in th espirit of our disneyland trip..i posted this joke\
JOKE:Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords by writing them on Post-it notes.
I noticed their Disney password was "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto," and asked why it was so long.
"Because," my son explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
This is a nice picture ok this joke is kinda liked what a great performce.
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